testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.
back in my day if you reblogged a post from your dashboard you’d have to make sure to open it in a new tab or window or else you’d have to scroll all the way back down through 15 miles of read posts until you found your place again
the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
Do you just ever love a person so much
But not in a sexual/romantic way
You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship
It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate
You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things
You just want to keep them close to you and protect them and be their friend for life
pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
this fucked me up
I accidentally became my teacher’s favorite fuck
Punctuation could make this mean very different things