The Rabbit Hole
Love with all your heart and no less
charlie [char-lee] (noun) - trying to feel alive, dancer, lover of life, Beatles fanatic, giraffe in past life, carefree, leader of misfit toys, seduced by rock&roll, new york dreamer, full time idiot, currently without a plan




testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

dont do this

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.




back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.


back in my day if you reblogged a post from your dashboard you’d have to make sure to open it in a new tab or window or else you’d have to scroll all the way back down through 15 miles of read posts until you found your place again



the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

Title: Blurred Lines (Reversed - Read Description)

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Do you just ever love a person so much

But not in a sexual/romantic way

You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship

It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate

You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things

You just want to keep them close to you and protect them and be their friend for life



pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

this fucked me up




I accidentally became my teacher’s favorite fuck

Punctuation could make this mean very different things



I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.